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Brews with Bro’s

Ok same with the last posts I’m going to throw a major disclaimer in this post… I mean lets be real people a list of famous people you’d like to drink with could go on forever and since were broke college students and cant afford the space upgrade I think we’ll keep the list fairly basic… Also you’ll find no girls on this list for two reasons… A) Bro’s before Ho’s B) If a chick can keep up with you when drinking either you’re a girl or she’s more of a bro than chick… Women hint we would like to get you drunk as cheaply as possible

Batting lead off for this list would have to be Babe Ruth… I realize some people might be scratching their heads at that choice, but let me tell you why… The great bambino is a man who single handedly dominated baseball for years and to this day is still considered to be one of the best players to ever play the game… People he dominated while rocking a beer gut that would make even the biggest redneck jealous… He had to put down his cigar to bat… He smoked, drank, ate unhealthy, and still dominated… Just think if he actually cared… Could you imagine the Babe playing in this era? Think about the babe sitting in the dugout smoking a stogie, drinking brew, eating a loaded dog, and who knows maybe even tweeting about… @TheRealBabe just took Cliff Lee deep now back to my stogie… hope my dog isn’t cold…

Next up would of course have to be Broadway Joe Namath… I mean since were rolling with the rock star personalities who better than Namath… He’s a guy wore fur coats, had a bevy of women (read: playboy models) at his side at all times, had the biggest ego possibly ever, and is single handedly responsible for the creation of the quarterback as celebrity… He straight up guaranteed wins and were not talking about regular season wins he guaranteed they would win the SUPER BOWL and then went out and did out… He’s the friend you go to the bar with; he’ll talk a lot of crap to some random stranger… He’s that guy; we all know those guys and he’s a perfect example…

Sticking with the general sports theme… If Joe is the guy getting your crew in trouble this is the guy that’s bailing you out of trouble… Bob Knight… Want to talk about intimidating let’s talk ol Bobby… The man has pissed off every single school he’s ever coached for… He’s known for the most infamous play in all of basketball history… He’s the guy that picks up the chair and smashes it over someone’s back… If I had to guess I would say the man is mentally unstable… However if you think about all your best stories are from those times that the crazy guy in your crew of friends talked everyone into to doing something stupid… Crazy guys make for great drinking stories and their always going to have your back in fights…

Next would be Charlie Sheen… I know I know it sounds cliché especially with all the crazy stuff that’s coming out of his mouth… But stop and really think about it… We know a couple facts about Charlie… He loves to party, he can attract women (generally paying for them but he’s still getting women), he is constantly winning so you’d never have to get off the table, and most importantly he’s half tiger! Who doesn’t want to hang with half a tiger?! Let’s recap he parties, gets women, and is crazy… prefect combo to go along with crazy Bob Knight! Talk about your mental images Charlie Sheen and Bob Knight with Capri Anderson in a hotel room, with drugs and alcohol…

Will Ferrell… Everybody needs a good laugh when your out so why not Ferrell… The man dominates in the one liners… If you aint first your last… News flash I’m kind of a big deal… Frank the Tank… Need I say more… I mean talk about quotes you’ll be saying the rest of the night you have to include Ferrell… Plus the guy has balls I mean you go running around basically naked in half your blockbuster movies… takes serious guts especially for an average looking dude…

On the Fence…

George Washington… I mean he did basically create America… But he doesn’t lie… is that the bro you want to be your wingman

Brett Favre… One of the greatest quarterbacks of all time… But he’s the bro that would be constantly texting and just being really shady… just ask Jenn

Howard Hughes… Look him up… Can you say free flights and put it on Howards tab? On the flip side he was rumored to be a major womanizer… Just a thought you might want to keep in mind…

People I would avoid drinking with

Coach Wooden… The guy was one of the most successful coaches of all time and he didn’t splurge at all… He lived in a shack… You know what that tells me…. He aint buying the next round…

Wilt “The Stilt” Chamberlain… The guy claims to have slept with over 20,000 women… Which means he’d get which one he wanted and you’re stuck with leftovers…

Vince Lombardi… I don’t want a long winded speech or worn out saying when I’m at the bar… Only way Lombardi gets invited is if its a beer pong tournament and I need an inspiring emotional speech to carry me to victory…

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